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mot
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Posted: 05-19-2008 16:11 |
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Ok... I'm looking for some of the good, the bad, and the just plain ugly rope puns.
I know the standard ones...
I'm afraid knot
Shania Twine
It's all comming unraveled
She wanted to tie the knot
I didn't want to get tied down
I'm woking on a ring and rope set, and want to build some patter...
Please hit me with some groaners.
Thanks
MOT
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erlandish
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Posted: 05-19-2008 21:27 |
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No, I refuse to contribute to that sort of delinquency.
But don't worry, Tyler should be along soon.
(Shouldn't that be "I'm a frayed knot"?)
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Sponge
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Posted: 05-19-2008 22:36 |
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I'm a frayed knot.
I'm a bit tied up at the moment.
I'm just stringing you along.
Rope magic is knot for everyone.
This rope hasn't always been able to do tricks, it was taut.....
Maybe we should just skip this one.
This thread is beginning to unravel.
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erlandish
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Posted: 05-20-2008 00:07 |
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Ugh. Pun threads make me want to hang myself.
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mot
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Posted: 05-20-2008 16:29 |
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"This rope wans't always able to do tricks... it was taut"
The best one I've heard all day!
I must have more bad puns!
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Glenyost
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Posted: 05-21-2008 03:42 |
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Speaking of ropes, what's a great source for a great ring & rope routine?, thanks.
I'll hang around and wait for a reply. Geeze...................
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TylerErickson
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Posted: 05-22-2008 06:42 |
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Pun-liners
I will still use restraint, but this is bound to please.
A piece of advice: If you don't tie one on, you won't have a hangover, or any other knotty problems.
If at first you don't succeed, tie, tie again.
When it comes to rope puns, I've got the white stuff.
The Cut & Restored Rope is basically an assembly line.
(C&R) Never the twine shall meet, or I'm just making ends meet.
It's cotton rope. I know because I got cotton (caught in) it last night.
Those are some of my best lines. 
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erlandish
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Posted: 05-22-2008 11:42 |
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I knew Tyler couldn't resist getting entangled in this mess, the loopy twit.
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Discolight
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Posted: 03-03-2010 15:29 |
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