About Me
"...of course you might be asking yourself why rip the card up if I'm just going to put it back together again .... but then please keep in mind that it isn't nearly as impressive to put the card back together again if I first haven't torn it up ..."

Paraphrased from Guy Hollingsworth


" .... Sir , have you ever heard of the term elbow grease ... SIR , have you ever heard that if a donkey flies up your nose and you rub your elbow then you must water with the donkey ... "

from David Acer