About Me
I used to be a villan, but didn't make much money with that. So I was forced to learn something new.

I could have advanced to a super villan, but that would make me live in a secret vulcano hideout. I didn't like that.

So I thought, what easy job makes me manipulate people, gets me lots of money. I though of politician, but I wanted something with a little more responsiblitiy.

Magician seemed to be the right answer. So I went to Transylvania to learn the acient art of making pieces of silk change colour. In a haunted monastery taught by an insane monk I learnt the craft.

Returning to Germany I started my career. Kids birthday parties, Retirement homes, funerals... I did it all.

But soon I understood the bitter side of things. It turned out, that I had no humor. A skill that is an absolute must in magic.

My life was on a downward spiral of doom. The hubris of Man had befallen me.

As I lay in a dark alley, perfectly faro shuffling some cards, I had a spriritual experience.

A being of light spoke to me. I was blinded, I could only hear the angelic voice telling me: "Hey, you can't sleep here. Get a life!"

And so I did. I grabbed my stuff and started a new life. No longer did I call myself the magician. No, from now on I was know to be the Super Magician.

I made friends. It turned out that those people were with the goverment.

And today, I am proud to say, that I am a small gear in the big machine of the world conspiracy.